Thursday, October 05, 2006

Fire Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons ship has sailed, my friends. It's over. That's why I'm asking ESPN to finally stick the proverbial fork in him...please. He's done.
Over the past 5-6 years, Mr. Simmons, the self-proclaimed Sports Guy, has evolved from a relatively decent, moderately creative writer into nothing more than an egomaniac Sports Clown, who seems to sincerely believe that he is the one person in the world who has all the answers to all of life's questions.
Hearing over and over again about how horrible Peyton Manning and Alex Rodriguez are, and how great anything related to the city of Boston is has finally been completely played out, and has lead me to the point where I feel compelled to ask ESPN to put us all out of our collective misery and stop subjecting us to the "Sports Guy" and his no-longer-suitable-for-human-life world.